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Anxious Vibes Cotton Canvas Tote Bag
$29.00 USD
A bag for when you’re functioning… but barely. Featuring a team of oddly supportive chaos-creatures and a vibe that screams “I’m trying my best,” this tote carries your essentials—and your emotional rollercoaster—with matching enthusiasm. Loud. Weird. Unapologetically overstimulated.
Product Features
- 100% cotton canvas, because synthetic stress is enough
- Heavy 12 oz/yd² fabric for emotional and literal weight
- Flat corners to help you look pulled together (ish)
- Long self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for meltdown-resistant grip
Care Instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
Returns
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll make it right — with a replacement or refund. Just email us within 7 days.
Because everything’s made to order, we’re not able to accept returns for size or change-of-mind — so be sure to check details before you order.
Shipping
Each item is printed on demand and ships out in 2–4 business days.
- Usually 4–7 business days after shipping (location-dependent)
- Shipping Cost:
– Free shipping on orders over $100
– Flat $5 shipping under that (calculated at checkout) - Tracking:
You’ll get a tracking link via email and can follow your order in your account. - Checkout:
Fully secure with encrypted payment — shop safe and stress-free.
Manufacturing
Each item is made on demand — crafted with care,following ethical production standards.
- Every piece is quality-checked before it ships
It’s thoughtful, not mass-produced — just how we like it.