Died Waiting for a Text Back Skeleton Tee

They said “I’ll text you later.”

They never did.

Now you're a sentient skeleton haunted by phantom notifications and false hope, stuck in the ghosted dimension between “delivered” and “seen.”

This isn’t a shirt.
It’s a digital autopsy.
A wearable shrine to all the replies that never came.

Whether it was a crush, your boss, or that one friend who swears they're “just bad at texting” — this tee gets it.
You didn’t overthink.
You just died a little.

🪦 Emotional Vibe Check:

– 0 unread messages, 1 unhealed wound
– Skeletons have no flesh, but they do have feelings

☁️ Specs for the Emotionally Departed:

– 100% ring-spun ethically sourced cotton = smooth enough to rest in peace
– Ribbed knit collar retains shape and elasticity
– Medium weight, because the emotional burden is already heavy

🛒 Add to Cart If:

– You’ve waited 3-5 business years for a reply
– You reread your sent messages and cringe
– You know closure is a myth, but drip is real

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean