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Sleeping Dragon Phone Case
$29.99 USD
This dragon? Fully done. Powering down, emotionally and otherwise.
Tucked in like it owns the right to rest (because it does), this curled-up cryptid is your new spirit animal.
With sleepy horns, lizard limbs, and zero interest in productivity culture, it’s the perfect sidekick for soft rebels and burnout survivors.
Wrapped in saturated purples and minty greens, it’s artfully odd — just like you.
🌀 Vibe: whimsical avoidance
🐉 Creature: definitely a dragon
🛡️ Protection: hard outer shell + impact-resistant liner
Beneath the playful shell: serious protection.
Drop it, toss it, existentially spiral—your phone’s safe.
Returns
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll make it right — with a replacement or refund. Just email us within 7 days.
Because everything’s made to order, we’re not able to accept returns for size or change-of-mind — so be sure to check details before you order.
Shipping
Each item is printed on demand and ships out in 2–4 business days.
- Usually 4–7 business days after shipping (location-dependent)
- Shipping Cost:
– Free shipping on orders over $100
– Flat $5 shipping under that (calculated at checkout) - Tracking:
You’ll get a tracking link via email and can follow your order in your account. - Checkout:
Fully secure with encrypted payment — shop safe and stress-free.
Manufacturing
Each item is made on demand — crafted with care,following ethical production standards.
- Every piece is quality-checked before it ships
It’s thoughtful, not mass-produced — just how we like it.