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Everything Is Fine - Scruffy Dog Cotton Tote Bag
$29.00 USD
A relatable meltdown, but make it cute. This scruffy little disaster pup perfectly captures the internal monologue of anyone who's ever smiled through chaos. Take it to therapy, to work, or on your next socially acceptable panic attack at the grocery store.
Product Features
- 100% cotton canvas built to endure emotional baggage
- Heavy-duty 12 oz/yd² fabric (because spiraling is still carrying)
- Flat corners = one less thing to worry about
- Sturdy self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for breakdown-safe hauling
Care Instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
Returns
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll make it right — with a replacement or refund. Just email us within 7 days.
Because everything’s made to order, we’re not able to accept returns for size or change-of-mind — so be sure to check details before you order.
Shipping
Each item is printed on demand and ships out in 2–4 business days.
- Usually 4–7 business days after shipping (location-dependent)
- Shipping Cost:
– Free shipping on orders over $100
– Flat $5 shipping under that (calculated at checkout) - Tracking:
You’ll get a tracking link via email and can follow your order in your account. - Checkout:
Fully secure with encrypted payment — shop safe and stress-free.
Manufacturing
Each item is made on demand — crafted with care,following ethical production standards.
- Every piece is quality-checked before it ships
It’s thoughtful, not mass-produced — just how we like it.