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Please Call Me T-shirt | 0800-Validate-Me
This isn't just a t-shirt—it's a hilariously relatable plea for attention. For the perpetually online and those in need of a kind word, this tee speaks your truth with a sad clown, a retro phone, and a direct line to validation. It’s a bold, funny statement that says, "I'm a mess, but I own it."
🪶 Vibe Check:
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Just a little bit unhinged.
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Emotional support clown.
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My love language is external validation.
☁️ Specs That Feel Like a Comfort Hug:
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Medium fabric: A substantial 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) for the perfect mix of soft and sturdy.
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Constructed with durable double-needle stitching for longevity.
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Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances visual appeal.
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Crafted from soft, garment-dyed cotton for a unique texture.
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Ethically made from 100% US cotton, supporting sustainable practices.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
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Do not bleach
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Tumble dry: low heat
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Iron, steam or dry: low heat
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Do not dryclean
🛒 Add to Cart if:
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Your love language is compliments.

Returns
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Because everything’s made to order, we’re not able to accept returns for size or change-of-mind — so be sure to check details before you order.
Shipping
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- Usually 4–7 business days after shipping (location-dependent)
- Shipping Cost:
– Free shipping on orders over $100
– Flat $5 shipping under that (calculated at checkout) - Tracking:
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Manufacturing
Each item is made on demand — crafted with care,following ethical production standards.
- Every piece is quality-checked before it ships
It’s thoughtful, not mass-produced — just how we like it.