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Grim Reaper Can’t Keep Anything Alive Tee
$29.99 USD
Grim but relatable. 💀
This tee gets you. Featuring a weary reaper mid-session on a therapist’s couch, it’s the perfect for owning your dating disasters in humorous way. Bold with a reaper twist.
🪶 Vibe Check:
- Romantic failures, zero regrets
- Deathly chill on a red couch
- Laughing at love’s graveyard
☁️ Specs That Feel Like a Dark Hug:
- 100% ring-spun cotton—soft enough for a ghostly sigh
- Garment-dyed for that eerie, lived-in vibe
- Pre-shrunk for no surprises
- Handle with confidence. This tee isn’t going anywhere.
- Ethically made because, despite everything, you still care.
🛒 Add to Cart if:
If you’ve ever made light of your love life being six feet under—or know someone who has.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Returns
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll make it right — with a replacement or refund. Just email us within 7 days.
Because everything’s made to order, we’re not able to accept returns for size or change-of-mind — so be sure to check details before you order.
Shipping
Each item is printed on demand and ships out in 2–4 business days.
- Usually 4–7 business days after shipping (location-dependent)
- Shipping Cost:
– Free shipping on orders over $100
– Flat $5 shipping under that (calculated at checkout) - Tracking:
You’ll get a tracking link via email and can follow your order in your account. - Checkout:
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Manufacturing
Each item is made on demand — crafted with care,following ethical production standards.
- Every piece is quality-checked before it ships
It’s thoughtful, not mass-produced — just how we like it.