I Just Can’t Keep My Relationships Alive - Grim Reaper Tote

💀(Mildly haunted. Emotionally available-ish.)

You’ve tried.
You’ve double-texted. You’ve listened to podcasts. You’ve stayed calm while someone told you they’re “not ready for a label.”
And somehow, you're still back here—with a tote and a very specific playlist.

This isn't a meltdown bag.
It’s a survival satchel for the emotionally self-aware.

Perfect for hauling your essentials, your what-ifs, and your emotional support snacks.

💔 Vibe Check:

• Romance? Rebooting…
• Soft heart, hard shell
• Not over it, but functioning

🧠 Specs That Are Still Hanging On:

• 100% cotton canvas
  
• Reinforced self-fabric handles = will never ghost you
• Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd²) = holds more than just hope
• Comes in natural or black = like your outlook

🛒 Add to Cart If:

You’re not desperately looking for a new relationship.
(Or if you just want a bag that won’t leave mid-conversation.)

Care Instructions:

- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry