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Internally Screaming Possum Cotton Ringer T-shirt
$34.99 USD
For when you're holding it together… externally.
This tee is for the emotionally overstimulated with exquisite manners. Featuring an unbothered-yet-feral possum wrapped in florals and denial, it’s your wearable status update: everything is not fine, but you’re making it fashion.
Soft, durable, and dyed for that broken-in feel — this tee is built for everything from public meltdowns to suspiciously quiet Tuesdays.
Details:
- Made from 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton for long-wearing comfort
- Contrasting ribbed collar and sleeves for a stylish touch
- Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage feel
- Lightweight fabric makes it ideal for year-round wear
- Classic fit with double-stitched seams
- Tagless twill label because you’ve got enough to deal with
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Returns
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll make it right — with a replacement or refund. Just email us within 7 days.
Because everything’s made to order, we’re not able to accept returns for size or change-of-mind — so be sure to check details before you order.
Shipping
Each item is printed on demand and ships out in 2–4 business days.
- Usually 4–7 business days after shipping (location-dependent)
- Shipping Cost:
– Free shipping on orders over $100
– Flat $5 shipping under that (calculated at checkout) - Tracking:
You’ll get a tracking link via email and can follow your order in your account. - Checkout:
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Manufacturing
Each item is made on demand — crafted with care,following ethical production standards.
- Every piece is quality-checked before it ships
It’s thoughtful, not mass-produced — just how we like it.