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Permanently Exhausted Pigeon T-shirt
$29.99 USD
💤 “Early Bird? Night Owl? Meet the Burnt-Out Urban Pigeon.”
(Sleeps standing. Dreams in existential dread.)
This isn’t a productivity shirt.
It’s your permission slip to stop pretending. Perfect for 7am Zoom crashes or 1am overthinking marathons. Soft, feral, and unapologetically you.
🪶 Vibe Check:
- Unmotivated but trying
- Bird with a caffeine dependency
- Will absolutely cry if you use the phrase “rise and grind”
☁️ Specs That Feel Like a Nap:
- 100% ring-spun US cotton = soft enough to cry in
- Garment-dyed for that emotionally-worn look
- Pre-shrunk, because you don’t need another surprise in life
- 6.1 oz of solid, no-nonsense fabric. Feels premium, wears like a champ
Care Instructions:
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
🛒 Add to Cart if:
You’ve muttered “I’m just tired” while your spirit begs for a break.
Returns
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll make it right — with a replacement or refund. Just email us within 7 days.
Because everything’s made to order, we’re not able to accept returns for size or change-of-mind — so be sure to check details before you order.
Shipping
Each item is printed on demand and ships out in 2–4 business days.
- Usually 4–7 business days after shipping (location-dependent)
- Shipping Cost:
– Free shipping on orders over $100
– Flat $5 shipping under that (calculated at checkout) - Tracking:
You’ll get a tracking link via email and can follow your order in your account. - Checkout:
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Manufacturing
Each item is made on demand — crafted with care,following ethical production standards.
- Every piece is quality-checked before it ships
It’s thoughtful, not mass-produced — just how we like it.