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Professional Overthinker Tote Bag
$29.00 USD
You didn’t choose the overthinking life—it chose you. The Professional Overthinker tote puts your mental gymnastics on full display with chaotic charm and a design that screams “I’ve already run through 47 worst-case scenarios before noon.”
Bold, quirky, and way too relatable, this tote is built for daily brain fog and emergency snack runs. It’s durable, roomy, and stylish enough to carry the weight of your worries (and your laptop).
Product Features
- 100% polyester body for weather resistance and lasting wear
- Reinforced black handles with double-stitched seams
- Boxed corners for extra room and better structure
- Non-woven laminate interior for easy cleaning and added practicality
Care Instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
Returns
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll make it right — with a replacement or refund. Just email us within 7 days.
Because everything’s made to order, we’re not able to accept returns for size or change-of-mind — so be sure to check details before you order.
Shipping
Each item is printed on demand and ships out in 2–4 business days.
- Usually 4–7 business days after shipping (location-dependent)
- Shipping Cost:
– Free shipping on orders over $100
– Flat $5 shipping under that (calculated at checkout) - Tracking:
You’ll get a tracking link via email and can follow your order in your account. - Checkout:
Fully secure with encrypted payment — shop safe and stress-free.
Manufacturing
Each item is made on demand — crafted with care,following ethical production standards.
- Every piece is quality-checked before it ships
It’s thoughtful, not mass-produced — just how we like it.