🧠 Be the first to see our next nervous breakdown… in tee form.
Skip to product information
Snackin’ Possum Mug – “Fxck Diet, I Choose Happiness”
$14.99 USD
Defy the pressure and sip in peace with our Snackin’ Possum Mug — the ultimate ode to unapologetic joy. Featuring a gleeful possum surrounded by snacks and zero shame, this ceramic mug is for anyone who’s ever chosen chips over calorie counts. The bold message? Loud and clear: “Fxck Diet, I Choose Happiness.”
Perfect for your morning brew, late-night cereal, or judgment-free snack breaks.
Product Features
- Glossy ceramic finish for a polished look
- Bold, full-wrap design with vibrant colors
- Microwave-safe for easy reheating
- Dishwasher-safe for hassle-free cleaning
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
Returns
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll make it right — with a replacement or refund. Just email us within 7 days.
Because everything’s made to order, we’re not able to accept returns for size or change-of-mind — so be sure to check details before you order.
Shipping
Each item is printed on demand and ships out in 2–4 business days.
- Usually 4–7 business days after shipping (location-dependent)
- Shipping Cost:
– Free shipping on orders over $100
– Flat $5 shipping under that (calculated at checkout) - Tracking:
You’ll get a tracking link via email and can follow your order in your account. - Checkout:
Fully secure with encrypted payment — shop safe and stress-free.
Manufacturing
Each item is made on demand — crafted with care,following ethical production standards.
- Every piece is quality-checked before it ships
It’s thoughtful, not mass-produced — just how we like it.