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Stressed Possum Cotton Tote Bag
$29.00 USD
The world’s on fire, but at least your bag gets you. This panicked possum knows exactly what it’s like to run errands while internally spiraling. Whether you’re hauling groceries, trauma, or both, this tote has your back—literally and emotionally.
Product Features
- 100% cotton canvas that holds up when you're falling apart
- Heavy 12 oz/yd² fabric for reliable sturdiness (even when you’re not)
- Flat corners for a polished, no-nonsense silhouette
- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching to handle life’s heavier loads
Care Instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
Returns
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll make it right — with a replacement or refund. Just email us within 7 days.
Because everything’s made to order, we’re not able to accept returns for size or change-of-mind — so be sure to check details before you order.
Shipping
Each item is printed on demand and ships out in 2–4 business days.
- Usually 4–7 business days after shipping (location-dependent)
- Shipping Cost:
– Free shipping on orders over $100
– Flat $5 shipping under that (calculated at checkout) - Tracking:
You’ll get a tracking link via email and can follow your order in your account. - Checkout:
Fully secure with encrypted payment — shop safe and stress-free.
Manufacturing
Each item is made on demand — crafted with care,following ethical production standards.
- Every piece is quality-checked before it ships
It’s thoughtful, not mass-produced — just how we like it.