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The "Peak Anxiety" T-Shirt
$26.99 USD
(Clinging to success. Bracing for the inevitable.)
This isn't just a cute t-shirt. It’s a wearable self-portrait for anyone who's ever found themselves perched precariously on a high point of happiness, secretly waiting for the bottom to fall out.
This tee is an inside joke for anyone who knows that feeling of dread that lingers even when everything is going perfectly.
Vibe Check:
- Finds peace in predictability (even if it’s bad)
- Treats success like a temporary layover
- Braces for impact when things are good
☁️ Specs That Feel Just Right:
- 100% anxiety-resistant US cotton = soft enough for your existential crises
- Certified sustainable manufacturing process
- Shoulder taped, because you need something reliable in an unpredictable world
- Medium weight, durable side seams for a better fit
🛒 Add to Cart if:
You’ve ever felt a pang of dread right in the middle of a perfect moment and thought, “This can’t last.”
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Returns
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll make it right — with a replacement or refund. Just email us within 7 days.
Because everything’s made to order, we’re not able to accept returns for size or change-of-mind — so be sure to check details before you order.
Shipping
Each item is printed on demand and ships out in 2–4 business days.
- Usually 4–7 business days after shipping (location-dependent)
- Shipping Cost:
– Free shipping on orders over $100
– Flat $5 shipping under that (calculated at checkout) - Tracking:
You’ll get a tracking link via email and can follow your order in your account. - Checkout:
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Manufacturing
Each item is made on demand — crafted with care,following ethical production standards.
- Every piece is quality-checked before it ships
It’s thoughtful, not mass-produced — just how we like it.