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The System Sinks Rebel Tote Bag
This isn’t just a tote bag—it’s your pocket-sized protest.
Made for rebels who smirk at the system, carry chaos in style, and turn everyday errands into low-key statements. Sturdy. Stylish. Full of attitude.
🪶 Vibe Check
- System-smasher in training (but already iconic)
- Anti-establishment mode: always on
- Carrying dissent like it’s daily wear
🧠 Specs (Strength Meets Style)
- 100% cotton canvas = durable + reliable
- Flat corners for a clean, modern shape
- Reinforced handles to haul your chaos comfortably
- Heavy 12 oz/yd² fabric for lasting quality
🧽 Care (Yes, Even Rebels Wash Their Totes)
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
- Do not dry clean (fight the system, not the fabric)
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
🛒 Add to Cart If…
You’ve mastered calling out the system with style and swagger.

Returns
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll make it right — with a replacement or refund. Just email us within 7 days.
Because everything’s made to order, we’re not able to accept returns for size or change-of-mind — so be sure to check details before you order.
Shipping
Each item is printed on demand and ships out in 2–4 business days.
- Usually 4–7 business days after shipping (location-dependent)
- Shipping Cost:
– Free shipping on orders over $100
– Flat $5 shipping under that (calculated at checkout) - Tracking:
You’ll get a tracking link via email and can follow your order in your account. - Checkout:
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Manufacturing
Each item is made on demand — crafted with care,following ethical production standards.
- Every piece is quality-checked before it ships
It’s thoughtful, not mass-produced — just how we like it.