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Too Tired to Care Princess Weekender Tote
$54.99 USD
(Royal, but running on 3% battery.)
You could rule the world…
But honestly? That sounds exhausting.
This is not a tote for taking charge.
It’s for gentle escapes, cozy hideouts, and carrying everything except expectations.
With room for all your essentials, it’s your ticket to restful rebellion. Spacious, sleepy, and unapologetically chill.
👑 Vibe Check:
- Soft quitting, but fashionably
- Naps over heroics
- Embraces the slump
🧠 Specs That Feel Like a Break:
- 100% spun polyester exterior = durable and stylish
- Size: 24" x 13" (60.9 cm x 33 cm) = roomy enough for regrets and pajamas
- Cream sheeting interior lining (50% cotton, 50% polyester)
- T-bottom = stays upright even if you don’t
- Reinforced handles = stronger than your will to socialize
- Please note: Size tolerance 0.75" (1.9 cm))
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with your lazy days. Tumble dry low like your slow mornings.
🛒 Add to Cart if:
You’ve ever said “I can’t even” and meant it deeply.
Returns
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll make it right — with a replacement or refund. Just email us within 7 days.
Because everything’s made to order, we’re not able to accept returns for size or change-of-mind — so be sure to check details before you order.
Shipping
Each item is printed on demand and ships out in 2–4 business days.
- Usually 4–7 business days after shipping (location-dependent)
- Shipping Cost:
– Free shipping on orders over $100
– Flat $5 shipping under that (calculated at checkout) - Tracking:
You’ll get a tracking link via email and can follow your order in your account. - Checkout:
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Manufacturing
Each item is made on demand — crafted with care,following ethical production standards.
- Every piece is quality-checked before it ships
It’s thoughtful, not mass-produced — just how we like it.