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Want Anxietea? Woven Throw Pillow
$49.00 USD
This cozy chaos cushion stars a delightfully deadpan reaper serving up a cup of existential dread—with a side of sarcasm. Perfect for the anxious soul who’s tired of pretending they’re not.
Product Details:
- Made with a 58% cotton, 42% polyester blend for durability and a smooth handfeel
- 100% Polyester filling for lasting loft and quick drying
- Measures 17″ × 18″ – a solid emotional support size
- Double-sided design to keep the vibe alive at every angle
Care instructions
- Spot Clean / Dry Clean Only

Returns
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll make it right — with a replacement or refund. Just email us within 7 days.
Because everything’s made to order, we’re not able to accept returns for size or change-of-mind — so be sure to check details before you order.
Shipping
Each item is printed on demand and ships out in 2–4 business days.
- Usually 4–7 business days after shipping (location-dependent)
- Shipping Cost:
– Free shipping on orders over $100
– Flat $5 shipping under that (calculated at checkout) - Tracking:
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Manufacturing
Each item is made on demand — crafted with care,following ethical production standards.
- Every piece is quality-checked before it ships
It’s thoughtful, not mass-produced — just how we like it.