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Weirdly Persistent Frog Tote
$29.99 USD
🐸(Hops with heart. Defies the fall.)
This isn’t a tote for the effortlessly thriving.
It’s for the emotionally dehydrated creatures still showing up with a grim little smile and a bag full of coping mechanisms.
Carry your spirals.
Carry your snacks.
Carry the weight of being weirdly, stupidly, beautifully persistent.
🐸 Vibe Check:
- Crying but committed
- Gives up 3x daily, un-gives-up 4x
- Honestly surprised we’re still here
💪 Specs That Outlive Hope:
- 100% cotton canvas = resilient like your coping skills
- Reinforced self-fabric handles = handles your baggage
- Flat corners = no nonsense, no unraveling
- Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd²) = weighted with emotional density
🛒 Add to Cart if:
You’ve ever whispered “I can’t do this anymore” while continuing to do it anyway.
🧽 Care Instructions:
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
Returns
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll make it right — with a replacement or refund. Just email us within 7 days.
Because everything’s made to order, we’re not able to accept returns for size or change-of-mind — so be sure to check details before you order.
Shipping
Each item is printed on demand and ships out in 2–4 business days.
- Usually 4–7 business days after shipping (location-dependent)
- Shipping Cost:
– Free shipping on orders over $100
– Flat $5 shipping under that (calculated at checkout) - Tracking:
You’ll get a tracking link via email and can follow your order in your account. - Checkout:
Fully secure with encrypted payment — shop safe and stress-free.
Manufacturing
Each item is made on demand — crafted with care,following ethical production standards.
- Every piece is quality-checked before it ships
It’s thoughtful, not mass-produced — just how we like it.