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Whine and Unwind Cat Tote Bag
Your New Favorite Carry-All
This isn't just a bag; it’s your official carry-all for a night of self-care. Featuring a sassy cat and a pun that's all too real, this tote is for anyone whose two favorite things are a good whine and a good wine. It’s perfect for carrying your essentials, your books, or maybe even a bottle of your favorite vintage.
🪶 Vibe Check:
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My spirit animal is a sassy cat.
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A connoisseur of both wine and whining.
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My favorite workout is uncorking a bottle.
☁️Features:
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Made from 100% durable polyester for a bag that can handle your life.
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Reinforced stitching on the handles means you can carry all your essentials (including that bottle of wine) without a worry.
Care Instructions:
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Remove all items from the bag before cleaning.
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Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover.
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Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with a terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush.
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Let the bag air dry.
🛒 Add to Cart if:
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Your two favorite things are cats and wine.

Returns
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll make it right — with a replacement or refund. Just email us within 7 days.
Because everything’s made to order, we’re not able to accept returns for size or change-of-mind — so be sure to check details before you order.
Shipping
Each item is printed on demand and ships out in 2–4 business days.
- Usually 4–7 business days after shipping (location-dependent)
- Shipping Cost:
– Free shipping on orders over $100
– Flat $5 shipping under that (calculated at checkout) - Tracking:
You’ll get a tracking link via email and can follow your order in your account. - Checkout:
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Manufacturing
Each item is made on demand — crafted with care,following ethical production standards.
- Every piece is quality-checked before it ships
It’s thoughtful, not mass-produced — just how we like it.