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Woven "Emotional Support" Skeleton Blanket
$59.99 USD
Listen. We're all a little tired, and the couch is literally calling your name. But what if your couch could be, like, 10x cooler?
Say hello to our ""Emotional Support" woven blanket. It's not just a blanket; it's a whole mood. Made of 100% pure cotton, it's ridiculously soft, surprisingly durable, and warm enough for those days you just can't.
And the best part? The possibilities are endless.
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Hang it on the wall to make your space aesthetic✨
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Drape it over your sofa for instant cozy vibes
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Take it on a picnic and look effortlessly cool
Honestly, it's whatever you need it to be. Plus, those colorful fringed edges? A total vibe. It's the perfect sarcastic companion for your next couch session. You deserve it. 😉
Returns
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll make it right — with a replacement or refund. Just email us within 7 days.
Because everything’s made to order, we’re not able to accept returns for size or change-of-mind — so be sure to check details before you order.
Shipping
Each item is printed on demand and ships out in 2–4 business days.
- Usually 4–7 business days after shipping (location-dependent)
- Shipping Cost:
– Free shipping on orders over $100
– Flat $5 shipping under that (calculated at checkout) - Tracking:
You’ll get a tracking link via email and can follow your order in your account. - Checkout:
Fully secure with encrypted payment — shop safe and stress-free.
Manufacturing
Each item is made on demand — crafted with care,following ethical production standards.
- Every piece is quality-checked before it ships
It’s thoughtful, not mass-produced — just how we like it.